Email I got

Hey Ya'll.....I cut out all the Fwd's....But I think this is good...dont care for the big breasts n cigars tho LOL I am a BAD American. I like big cars, big breasts, and big cigars. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies. I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way. I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang. I know that owning a gun doesn't make you a killer. I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason. I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in English. I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions. I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July. I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite or fat-free on the package. My heroes are John Wayne, Jimmy Stewart, Cary Grant and whoever cancelled Ellen, Full House and Bob Saget. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it. I think global warming is a big lie. I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert after leaving Egypt, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut up already. I want to know which church is it exactly where the Rev. Jesse Jackson preaches. And where does he get his money. And why is he always part of the problem and not the solution. I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry butt if you're running from them. I worry about dying before I get even. I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect food. I enjoy watching high speed pursuits, the more damage the better. I know that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two devoted parents -- one male, one female! I think tattoos and piercings are fine if you want them, but please, don't pretend they are a political statement. I think Dr. Seuss was a genius. If that makes me a bad American, then yes, I'm a bad American. If you, too, are a bad American please forward this to everyone you know. We need to start a revolution. anyway..that.describes.an.ornery.american.pretty.well

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