Wednesday, October 24, 2007

My Education


Depending on what age you look at, I was either an arsine braggart, had very enlightened teachers, or was just lucky to be surfing the right educational theory that happened to be in vogue at the time.


I didn't enter kindergarten until I was six years old. I went to a private Catholic school, and while I remember very little about it now, looking at the progress reports my Mother kept, I pretty much already knew what kindergartners are supposed to know well before the year I spent there was up. I was however, one of those kids who got the "runs with scissors" NI (needs improvement). This demerit would be brought up by my parents for the remainder of my educational career. If something was wrong concerning my education, my parents would always point to this demerit as the early harbinger of my academic problems.


I pretty much breezed through my first year of grade school. By second grade however, I was placed in the "slow" class. The teacher was observant enough to pick up on the fact I wasn't "slow" but instead simply bored. I spent about a month in the slow class, before the principal decided to move me to the "normal" class. In a very short amount of time, I managed to wrack up an impressive month's worth of incomplete homework papers. My teacher decided something had to be done about it, and decided to bundle all of them up, with a note to my mother, explaining that I was going to be held behind if I didn't do my homework. I got in trouble when I pointed out to the teacher that I shouldn't have to do the homework because I already knew how to do all the problems on it. The teacher said homework was the most important part of school, and that I couldn't do well on tests if I didn't do my homework. I pointed out I always got "A" marks on my tests so what she was saying was incorrect.


Long story short, I ditched the homework in a drainage ditch, got in massive trouble, and couldn't sit for weeks. But at the end of the year, at the grade promotion conference, it was generally agreed that I was not a candidate for third grade. By some fluke of luck, my first grade teacher happened to get to put in some words in my favor, and I wound up being promoted over my second grade teacher's objections. 


Third grade started, and I was still doing the whole bit with homework never being done. Lucky for me I had a teacher who had just started her career, and had bought into the idea that homework and test scores should not be the only indicator of ability or mastery. She began taking me up on my challenge that I could do any problem or demonstrate mastery of a concept contained in my homework. And to her surprise she realized I really did know all the answers. I guess I impressed her enough so that she sent home some paperwork for my parents to read over. A short time after that I found out that she had advised my parents that instead of being slow, I was probably gifted and was just bored with the pace of a normal class.


My mother however, said it wasn't very likely that I was smart. She declined doing any testing, and pretty much told my teacher to mind her own business. My mother then tried to get my grandparents to send me to military school because she felt that since I was so slow and lazy, only a military school could offer me any chance of success. Thankfully, my grandparents never coughed up the money.


Anyway, I started fourth grade with a teacher who thought homework was everything, and simply assigned draconian amounts by anyone's standards. And as you can guess I was miserable. While I got A's on my tests, I got F's on my homework. Then a couple of lucky things happened. The first was we took a couple of nationally standardized tests. And in my grade, at my school, I achieved 99th percentile on the national scale, and was first in class on the local scale. Obviously something didn't jell with what I seemed to be able to do on tests, vs my middle of the road class rank at the time. My mother used the tests as an excuse to punish me for being lazy and lucky, telling me lazy people drive trucks and collect garbage when they grow up. My teacher supported my mother's observations, adding in that unless I could follow rules as a child, I would be unable to function as an adult.


Fate intervened, and my teacher suddenly caught cancer and left before Christmas.  I think she later died, but she was replaced by another teacher who was just starting her career. She decided to be my champion, I guess, and sent me to the school psychologist to see if there was a learning disability. As a result of the tests, the psychologist suspected that my family life was having a negative influence on my ability to perform, and suggested an IQ test to determine just how much I was capable of. There were a series of parent teacher conferences, where for some reason, my mother finally relented to me being tested.


I was eventually tested just before the school year ended and was found to be off the charts. Unfortunately for me, we moved to a new county, and a really crappy school system at the start of my fifth grade. My new teacher was in the ebb of her career and thought homework and Bible verse based lessons were the way to go. Fortunately for me, my records had been flagged by my fourth grade teacher and the new school system got around to sending out their psychologist to test gifted students. I missed one question, the definition of the word "espionage", and I only missed that one because I didn't understand how the question was phrased. Having tested off the charts, I pretty much found myself from that point on always being able to skip normal classwork/homework. 


By the end of fifth grade, I was performing at a college level or higher in everything but advanced math. Probably because I simply didn't like math. But pretty much from that time on I didn't do normal school work. I coasted through middle and high school. Once teachers realized I wasn't going to do homework, but would devourer massive projects, they pretty much gave up on giving me homework. The other thing which probably forced them to give up was that I could usually demonstrate more information and knowledge than they had on almost any subject. Basically, I spent the  next seven years doing whatever I wanted to academically, winning battles of will with stubborn teachers who thought that they would be the ones to finally force me to do homework, and doing my best to blend in with normal kids.


By the time I got to college, where no one cares if you do homework but grade you on tests, projects, and term papers, I was already far ahead of everyone else because that was all I had been doing for years.


What did teachers think about me? Most of them I have no clue. I suspect a fair number hated my guts. But there were more than a few who I made a pretty solid impression on, to the point that as my brothers later followed me in school they would find that my former teachers would contrast them with me. They never found them to have met my achievements and apparently had a bunch of stories to tell about me. I think a few were actually proud of me, my youngest brother, 17 years younger, told me that more than a few of his high school teachers had asked me if he was my brother and when he said "yes" was then told he had a pretty high standard to meet. 


But basically I spent the first four years of my academic career in the slow classes, mostly because of my refusal to do homework. I got really lucky with a couple of brand new teachers. Without them having come along when they did, I would have probably spent my entire academic career in the slow class being miserable. That's the ultra short version. 

Leia Mais…

Thursday, October 11, 2007

German Industrial Tactics

Just some commentary I made over on AI Jane when I came across the most insipid thread I think I have ever read.



Taken from http://ai-jane.org/forums/viewtopic.php?p=76380&highlight=#76380


As to German economics. The German state went from being the most damaged and hyper-inflationary economy in either Europe or the Western Hemisphere to being the only state which entered World War II fully recovered from the World Depression. The numbers are simply staggering in terms of first recovering from the Depression, then to growing in every single sector of the economy prior to the war. The supposition that Germany did not have a good economic model is totally abrogated by the factual performance of the economy, even before September 1939. To put it in perspective 1939 GDP performance of Greater Germany was only duplicated again in post war Germany 1952- and that is in spite of the fact that post war West Germany had 10 million more people and the GDP comparison is adjusted for territorial loses. 


Also astounding was the ability of the German economics during the war from September 1939 to May 1945. Unlike any of its adversaries, Germany did not even adopt a centralized war production management handled by the government until 1943. Despite this, Germany produced impressive gains in the military aspects of its economy- while still performing spectacularly in terms of civilian economic measures and benchmarks. The performance increases after 1943 were unequaled by even the Americans in terms of raw numbers and relative outputs. To say that the German war time economics were not efficient or functionally superior to its adversaries is inaccurate. Even at its greatest extent, Greater Germany still had only a fractional economic scale compared to its multiple enemies. Despite this, Germany managed to create one of the most efficient economic systems ever achieved during war time. The U.S.S.R., U.S.A., and Great Britain had vastly less able systems that compensated on the drawing of economic resources and scales afforded by vast land resources and colonial markets. 


As to the actual military, man for man in actual engagements they were literally off the charts compared to everyone else except the Fins, and were only surpassed in performance in modern times by the performance of the Israelis. The only thing that the Allies had going for them was shear numbers. Especially on the Soviet fronts and to a lesser extent on the U.S.A.fronts, Allied commander's willingness to accept casualty rates of four Allied soldiers per every one dead German speaks greatly to this advantage in numbers and deficiency in tactical planning. 


In terms of arms, the Germans were decades ahead of their enemies. Be it wire guided missiles, TV guided controlled bombs, propulsion systems, surface and sub-surface marine technology, rocketry, jet power, avionics, or even simple bombardment technology- the Germans had the best weapons. The only factors which limited the effectiveness was manpower shortages and the comparatively exposed and limited economic base. 


In most battles that the Germans lost, the deciding factor was always numbers of enemies. Be it Kursk or even the Marshes outside Berlin, the defeats in battle usually resulted directly from the effect of the Allies being absolutely willing to throw troops against German fronts until the Germans ran out of shells and ammunition. It didn't matter for example that in Kursk many German Tank Commanders racked up 20-30 killed opposing tanks. The result in that battle was that most tank crews eventually had to abandon fully functional tanks simply because they ran out of fuel and munitions while fighting. Even by their own admission, the Soviets after action reports on Kursk reveal that most German tanks were not actually defeated or destroyed by Soviet fire. Rather they were abandoned in extreme placement by the Germans. 


So again if you are saying the Germans were ineffectual or not even in the same class as its enemies in battle performance- you are woefully ignorant of the German's military condition. 


And we aren't even touching tactics and doctrine. And what is more frightening is the fact that the Germans did what they did, as effectively as they did, despite being the only combatant in Europe who relied almost exclusively on horse drawn supply trains. 


I could write, but won't write for hours on this subject. The noise ratio to content accuracy on this thread was just so bad that I wanted to point out that several of you are totally clueless and might want to do some research involving primary and secondary historical sources. These tertiary sources posted on this thread are essentially the equivalent of a grade schooler's introduction. 


God what a crap thread.


While there can, and by default, has been an argument put forward that the German weapons systems were ineffectual or worse, that argument rests on assumptions made upon post war political viewpoint. For various reasons, the post war Allies had a vested interest in offering detractions towards their former enemies in Europe while at the same time aggrandizing their own accomplishments. The main political reason for this was that the Allies needed to portray their efforts as ones that were entirely productive and inherently superior to the efforts of either Germany or Italy. This often flew in the face of both facts available as well as eye-witness accounts that were made by actual people who faced the German war machine and its lesser Axis co-belligerants. 


While the T-34 was indeed a very impressive tank in terms of basic design, its actual performance was individually best judged as one based upon opportunistic success rather than any particular merit inherent in its weapon system design. For example, much has been made about its performance against the "generic" German tank. And in such situations, yes the T-34 did very well. But like all statistical data, when you begin looking at what makes up the data, the details become examples of how misleading such claims really are. Against the Panzer Mark II, Mark III, and Mark IV tanks, the T-34 was quite impressive in combat. As well it should, considering it outclassed these Panzers by massive degrees. For example the Mark III Panzers were almost exclusively tanks that had started out in the Czechoslovakian Armed forces, with chassis designed in the mid 1930's, with less than a 6" average armour thickness, and main guns running somewhere between 47-57mm bores. With the T-34 you had a chassis that was less than three years old technology wise, with an average armour thickness of 8", the armour was also sloped, and its main gun was 76mm in bore in most cases. 


In a head to head confrontation, you would hardly expect the lesser generic German tanks to last for even scant minutes. And while the T-34 did chalk up the majority of its kills against the lesser marks of the German tank fleet- the lesser German tanks managed to kill at least 1 T-34 for each 4 tanks the Germans lost. When you acknowledge that fact, the T-34 begins to look less like the superior weapons system it has been portrayed as. When you move up into the ranks of the production series that followed, including Panthers, Tigers, and King Tigers the T-34 becomes almost a suicidal system for its crew. At Kursk for example, where there was a fractional component of Panthers and Tigers, the loss rate of Soviet armour against these German platforms were staggering. With a longer range of fire, better velocity of shell, and superior tactics, Panther and Tiger crews literally demolished T-34 forces. 


At Kursk, The German 9th Army fielded 600 lesser Mark tanks, i.e. Mark III and Mark IV. In addition they had another 200 tanks that would be best classified as field modified. or recovered combat vehicles of non-standard designs. They also held 100 Tiger tanks. Against this, General Rotmistrov had 900 tanks, the majority of which were T-34's to engage the Germans near Prokhorovka on July 12, 1943. It was a case of a centralized Soviet force made up of mostly front line standard tanks against a split German force made up of secondary line tanks. At the very least, one would have to assume that the advantage was entirely favored towards the Soviets. 


In terms of combat starting on the 12th and going into the 14th, the Germans had lost over 300 tanks by the end of the first day. The Soviets had lost a staggering 600. By the end of the 13th, the Soviets had lost another 150. However, by the end of that day the Germans had begun running out of ordinance for the tanks. As time went on through the 14th the Germans although now facing a force of approximately 150 functional Soviet tanks, and still having 600 functional tanks of their own to use simply ran out of fuel and ammo. Combined Soviet Partisan and Armoured forces report that commencing on the evening of the 14th and lasting for two days, nearly 600 German tanks were destroyed by ground troops using demolition charges. 


As it is commonly portrayed in history, nearly 1000 tanks met each other head on at Kursk. The popular history portrays a Soviet T-34 tank army meeting a German Tiger tank army and destroying 900+ while losing almost no Soviet tanks during the exchange. The reality however is that aside from some cherry picking gains on the first day, the Soviets were fundamentally ineffective against a numerically weaker foe fielding far less capable weapons systems. The fact remains that after the first 300 easy kills on day one followed by approximately 150 kills in combat on day two, the Soviets had managed to destroy only 450 German tanks vs the Germans having been able to destroy over 750 Soviet tanks- almost all of which were T-34s. The Soviet tactical victory only came after their enemy essentially ran out of fuel and shells. The T-34 based results amounted to only 450 kills, against a vastly inferior foe. While the Soviet ground troops managed 600 demolition kills against largely non-functional German tanks. 


Its not the popular view, but the reality was that in the greatest tank battle of all time, the T-34 emerged victorious only due to shear numbers and a far greater effectiveness of ground troops with satchel charges. While many routinely point out the superiority of the T-34 based upon this single battle, most overlook the reality that the T-34 performed very poorly in the only measure that matters- combat effectiveness. Of the 100 Tigers in the battle you ask? They averaged 17 kills a piece. And of the 60 Tigers that were lost only five were lost to tank on tank action. The remaining 55 were abandoned in place and lost to demolition charges. 


And that is just the case of the Soviet T-34 being popularly seen by people as an example of how superior Allied weapons systems were compared to Axis systems. The reality however is that these systems worked based upon a simple key factor- limitless supply. Similar performance can be seen with the American Sherman Tank- better known by its crews as "Ronsons" which refers to the Sherman's ability to go up in flames as reliably as the cigarette lighters made by Ronson in the 1940's. A common rule of thumb among Allied tank forces on the Western Front was that you had to have at least four Shermans before you considered taking on a Tiger. And you let the infantry take out any King Tiger. You would be correct in so far as the Ferdinand being a flop. But then they didn't even manage to make 90 of them. And at Kursk they performed extremely well- those that were destroyed were the result of infantry. But the Americans and British who latter faced them in Italy held them in great respect as adversaries. It would be more correct to say that the Ferdinand Tank Destroyer was a failure only in terms of how few of these weapons were built and deployed. Not because they were not effective weapons platforms. 


In terms of the experimental systems, like the V-2 for example, in order to declare them useless requires a massive degree of compartmentalization in terms of judgement. For example were it not for Speer and Heisenburgh jointly deciding to mothball and prevent a nuclear weapon during the last year of the war, the V-2 could have been- and should have been- the most lethal weapon available. For that matter had Speer decided to allow the paradigm shift towards a nuclear weapon- one which Germany was well advanced towards- the V-2 would have effectively stopped the Western Allies. As it was Antwerp and London might disagree with your assessment that the V-2 wasn't effective. It is only because Speer had a moment of humanity that prevented him from allowing a nuclear weapon to be developed, that the V-2 was prevented from reaching its full potential. 


And frankly the numbers of absolutely abysmal Allied weapons systems far outweighs the comparatively few ineffectual Axis systems. For example the British PIAT anti-tank weapon couldn't take out a canvas covered truck- yet they were made in the millions. The panzerschrek by comparison was almost always leathal when it hit its target yet only 15,000 were ever made. The Sten gun was a oft jamming, oft misfiring, and frequently broken weapon. Yet the Allies built millions of them. Compare that to the final Assault rifle variant the Germans came up with. The main difference between Allied failed and suspect weapons systems vs the German systems is almost always one of industrial production. 


For example the 90 Ferdinand tanks are popularly judged to be failures because they were too few in number to have had much of an effect upon the shear numbers arrayed against them. Yet the Sherman- is a success simply because of numbers alone. One on one I'd rather be in a Ferdinand tank destroyer than in any Allied tank. The issue isn't effectiveness but rather odds. If I am in a Ferdinand, aside from a direct assault from behind by infantry, I am almost invincible to attack and can kill anything that is terrestrial based and survive even an air assault. In a Sherman, Patton, Lee, T-34 etc.. I am unlikely to be able to singularly defeat any of my most likely opponents in combat. In mass numbers then I might have a shot. But be honest with yourself would you want to go into battle in something known as a "King Tiger" or a "Ronson"? 


The almost sole reason why Allied forces prevailed, is industrial numbers and a willingness to stick to evolutionary designs despite technical limitations. Why fix a Sherman tank's shortcomings if you can afford losing 4 Shermans to every one King Tiger you take out. You know there are around 1000 King Tigers and multiples of tens of thousands of Shermans. As long as you can afford to put crews in a Sherman, it doesn't matter how bad it is as a weapons system because shear numbers will eventually mathematically eliminate all the King Tigers. 


And such examples go on. But I am out of time

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GDL

Leia Mais…

Friday, October 5, 2007

Is Islamic Terrorism a Threat?

I'd say that Islamic Terrorism is a threat to both your freedom and way of life. If you don't think it matters whether the Middle East- and other African and Asian countries- become wrapped up in Sharia based law or even a Caliphate developing under a Sunni ascendancy, then you are not being reasonable. That such a system could come into existence is not a far fetched possibility. In fact in historical terms, much of the Muslim world was unified under very geographically large and population dense governments. The dictatorships and military juntas that rule in Islamic states today are ripe for replacement having squandered decades of post-European colonial rule with economic, civic, and human rights abuses. By our standards, even the Islamic governments allied with the United States are dreadful examples of exactly how one should not rule a sovereign nation. If you think Islamic terrorism isn't an issue ponder the following.


Egypt's simmering civil war between western leaning politicians and the populist Islamic radical groups goes in the later's favor. How would international trade be effected if the Muslim Brotherhood takes over Egypt? What if they make good on their threat to close Suez travel to all non-Islamic flagged ships? What if they follow through on their threats to eliminate the Coptic Church? What if they follow through on their threat to destroy the "pagan" shrines of the Pharaohs? What if they do indeed gain control of Egypt? 


What will you do if Syria and Lebanon become unchecked tools for Iran? Do you think the terrorists backed by these countries should be allowed to attack Israel without concern from the USA?


Should we not be concerned over the very real possibility that terrorists are more than likely to take over all the Palestinian territories? Gaza seems to be doing rather well despite the fact that the rest of the world has turned it into a virtual pariah.


If Islamic terrorism isn't a big deal and no threat to the USA, we shouldn't be concerned with terrorist groups usurping Somalia, or leading genocidal exterminations of Christians in Sudan?


Of course none of this has any possible negative consequence for ourselves.


If you cannot grasp that Iraq, Afghanistan, Palestinian Territories, Lebanon, Somalia, Sudan,& Philippines are part of an organic, coordinated, & methodical effort by Islamic terrorist groups to establish governments hostile to anything other than devout Sharia based Islamic rules- then there is no point in attempting to get your attention. Does it matter if such things come to pass?


It matters only if you think ideas such as the United Nations Charter on Human Rights are not just words on a piece of paper. If you do not hold such a view, then by all means adopt an isolationist view and leave the world beyond the United States fend for itself.

Leia Mais…

Monday, August 13, 2007

Consequences of Withdrawal from Iraq

The least definable result of withdrawal from Iraq by United States lead forces would be prestige. During a war, the parties involved delay the overall political and diplomatic costs derived from military engagement. Depending on the outcome, the increase or decrease to prestige that results is almost exclusively based on the perceived net result. Prestige is simply the perception by other political entities as to the overall capacity of a nation to exert political or diplomatic power. 

In the case of Iraq, the prestige at risk of being gained or lost by the United States is largely dependent on the perception that the Iraq government is fully functional, peaceful, and independent of an overt need to rely on the United States in its functioning. Should we leave before the Iraqi government is fully functional and independent, world opinion will rightly decide that the United States has lost prestige in the process of removing and failing to establish a counter to the former Baathist dictatorship. 

The delayed nature of negative impact for loosing prestige will be huge in many ways. On the economic front, the loss of prestige will likely be reflected in the further decline of the U.S. Dollar’s valuation relative to other currencies. It would not be an unlikely decline to see the dollar exceed a three to one ratio against the Euro. What is more, you would likely see that energy traded globally will no longer be conducted in dollar transactions. There would be other such economic costs, however, these two alone would have a staggering effect on our own domestic economy. The fact that the dollar’s valuation is dependent upon perceived strength of the United States government instead of hard assets backing means that if the government of the United States losses prestige the dollar resultantly will be seen by other economic interests as being less valuable. The alternative outcome of a successful conclusion in Iraq consisting of a stable functional and independent Iraq would result in an increase in prestige for the United States. As a result, the dollar would likely find a level of near parity again with the Euro. Something which has not been seen for several years now.

Another result of an Iraqi withdrawal before a functional and independent Iraqi government is emplaced would be a extreme weakening of diplomatic power for the United States. While some have pointedly argued that the current state of Iraq is already undermining United States diplomatic efforts, the opposite is true. American diplomacy right now is seen as a continuation of the immediate post 9/11 efforts. In practice, this policy has been seen as dogmatic and process driven. The United States has been inflexible in its stances in terms of Global Terrorism, Iranian, and North Korean diplomacy. As long as the United States has remained committed to its involvement in Iraq and achieving its publicly stated goals of installing a free and democratic society, the assumption has been made by the rest of the world diplomatic corps that we also continue our position on terrorism, Iran and North Korea.

Should we withdraw from Iraq before we achieve our publicly stated goals for that country, our other policies concerning terrorism, Iran, and North Korea will become suspect. A decline in diplomatic ability will result from a loss of prestige. The seriousness of our diplomatic demands will become checked by the example that a withdrawal from Iraq would give. Considering the diplomatic needs that the United States would have in the aftermath of a withdrawal, the loss of prestige would dramatically lessen our diplomatic ability to enact such goals. 

Another result of a lessening of prestige would be the issue of legitimacy in terms of reliability and commitment. If we have called for a free, democratic, capitalistic, and defensible Iraq and then leave before that has become reality, then our future commitments will be called into question. For example the support of the Fatah lead Palestinian Authority would be seen by opposition political groups as being wholly dependent upon the United States willingness to endure only certain levels of conflict of bloodshed. Rightly so by using the Iraq withdrawal as an example, such opposition groups could rightly conclude that if a certain threshold of conflict and bloodshed is surpassed the United States would withdraw its support. The permutations of such declines in diplomatic power due to loss of prestige are relatively easy to postulate. What is important is that the American commitments in the Middle East especially would be suspected by all parties. 

In terms of our own penalty for withdrawing on a domestic front, the chief result would be economic. While the globalism we have embraced would lessen the impact of a loss of prestige and its economic consequences, there would still be an overall decline in terms of our GDP potentials comparable to successful Iraqi policy. Domestically sourced and operated enterprises would feel an impact in terms of energy and inflation. While this could be lessened by action of the Federal Reserve Board, the loss of prestige impacting the dollar’s valuation would create a similar economic event as took place following the withdrawal of United States forces and support from South Vietnam. Issues such as a stagnate stock market, expensive lending costs, unemployment, and governmental fiscal crisis would emerge. While temporary in nature, the durations of these effects would likely be longer than that which followed the South Vietnam episode. Of concern is the fact that our national debt, need for international markets, initial weakness of the dollar, and complicit federal deficit budgets are dramatically worse than that which we  had in 1974-75. Add to this the impending Baby Boomer medical and retirement crisis and you have a plausible situation where the United States economy could endure several decades of relative decline instead of the decade of decline we endured after leaving South Vietnam.

However you look at it, the loss of prestige and the debit we collectively would incur by withdrawing from Iraq before our public goals are met is not only an endurable expected result but also a relatively painless result for the United States. It would make our economy weaker, but we are after all the world’s biggest economy. It would make our diplomacy harder, but we are the only super power on the globe and there is only so much resistance that can be made against our diplomatic initiatives. The only difficult cost would be the loss of military initiative within the Middle East because our withdrawal indicates that our willingness to enforce our diplomatic goals and not loose prestige does not outweigh our willingness to commit military force. 

In terms of the Middle East after an Iraqi withdrawal by the United States the proverbial can of worms would result. It is easy to make sweeping predictions. But, these predictions are so easy that the cause and effects of each, complicit with the nature of future elapsed time span makes it very easy to run off a cliff of suppositions. It is much like the creation of alternative histories which have become popular of late. Knowing what did take place in reality, historians can play with what could have happened if a few minor events or personalities behaved differently given the same initial state. It  is easy to figure out what might have happened if a certain Hitler had not survived a gas attack, thus preventing him from ever becoming a political leader. The issue is that sometimes, as you move away from the starting points you can either create an alternate reality that closely mirrors what really did happen or you can create an alternative reality that differs completely from what really happened to such an extent that the alternative becomes laughable. If we are to predict what is likely to happen in the Middle East we have to limit ourselves to very broad guesses. The more general they are, the more valid they can be presumed to be. The more exact we attempt to make them, the more exposed the predictions become to unguessed permutations of events which have yet to take place. What we want is a guess which finds itself somewhere in the middle of events and outcomes with exact dates, names, and consequences and oracles from Delphi.

If the United States pulls out of Iraq without allowing for a Iraqi government that is seen as legitimate by its own people, stable enough to peacefully transfer powers through elections, control commerce and public well being, and defend its internal interest and external borders, the result can be euphemistically referred to as a mess. Assuming none of the United States public policy goals have been met, and it simply withdraws from Iraq, what will result is the development of a factional civil war. While many have made the claim that Iraq is already involved in a civil war, the fact is that it is not currently in such a state. In order for it to be in such a state, the government would have to be using military force against defined adversaries chiefly though actions against civilian populations. What is currently the reality in Iraq is that multiple groups are engaged in tit for tat violence loosely related to regional, tribal, political, and religious affiliations. While there is the occasional spectacular suicide attack or car bomb, the majority of the violent actions in Iraq right now do not fulfill a designed series of military acts entered upon the attainment of political and governmental authority. 

As violent as it may seem now, these clashes between tribal groups and religious sects pales in what would occur if the United States left Iraq now. You could compare a post United States withdrawal Iraqi government to the one left in Kabul by the Soviet Union after its withdrawal from Afghanistan. Except the situation for the Iraqi government in Baghdad would be worse since it does not even control the capitol city. Upon a U.S. withdrawal, the stability and endurance of the Iraqi government would depend almost exclusively upon its own military forces and its willingness to use them to effect control over the rest of the nation. While the government might enjoy the diplomatic recognitions by other countries, the fact is that its military simply does not have the trained manpower nor hardware and logistics required to simultaneously control its territorial integrity nor stamp out internal military threat. The almost inevitable independence of the Kurds in a premature U.S. withdrawal environment would leave the Iraqi government with only a firm control of three to four provinces, and titular control only in the Kurdish provinces. In such a situation, the need of the Iraqi government to exert authority would not coincide with the Kurd desire to be politically independent in addition to the functional independence it now enjoys. 

Faced with this reality, the Iraqi government would have to decide if it is worth the political cost and military risks involved in retaining the Kurdish provinces. Faced with the necessity to battle the Kurdish peshmurga, the fledgling Iraqi army would be unable to reasonably conclude a military operation against the Kurds before it faced internal opposition in the non-Kurd provinces. It is highly unlikely the Kurds would attack outside the provincial borders, but for all intents and purposes Kurd subservience and recognition of the Iraqi government would persist only as long as the Kurds require a diplomatic shield from Turkish or Iranian actions. Be that as it may, the potential security and resources of the Kurdish provinces would be of no benefit to the Iraqi government other than the fact that the Kurds are unlikely to engage in the civil war that should rage in the rest of the Iraqi republic.

The issue of what will likely start a civil war is hard to predict. It could be as simple as a misguided attempt by the Iraqi government to quell Sunni militancy in a manner similar to that employed by the former regime against Shiites. Another plausible igniter would be Al Queada initiating attacks against both Sunni and Shias that exploit ethnic, regional, tribal, and religious differences as is currently the case. The exception however would be that there would not be a U.S. lead response to Al Queada’s acts as there is now. It would require an Iraqi government response which would at best be limited due to manpower and material inadequacies. The point is that for one reason or multiple responses, the Iraqi government would shortly after withdrawal find itself engaged in a factional civil war.

Aside from the Kurds, who would likely endure a civil war only as defenders, the parties to the Iraq civil war would break down into the Shia dominated outlying provinces, Sunni dominated border provinces along the Saudi Arabia border, and an Iraqi government centered around Baghdad and key provincial capitols and ports of entry. Who would win such an engagement is hard to determine. The more protracted the war the more I am inclined to believe that the Shia provinces will be to co-opt the Iraqi government and eventually liquidate the Sunni civilian populations that remain. However, I can equally see Al  Queada taking over the Sunni faction and enlisting Saudi Arabian support that would enable them to eliminate the Iraqi central government and hold the Shia majority faction at bay. In any outcome, Iraq will most probably cease to function as a secular state. It will be unlikely to maintain its economic production, nor maintain even minimal agricultural productivity. It would be a case of transcendent religious factional warfare which would place the Persian Gulf States at odds with the remainder of Arab dominated Middle East countries. It would also allow for Iran to become the de-facto military and economic arbiter of the Middle East.

Assuming that a civil war does break out in Iraq, there would be multiple internal and external consequences.  Of immediate consequence to the Iraqi people would be the penalties imposed upon a nation without government and stability. The infrastructure of a modern state, which in Iraq’s case has undergone damages already, would be expected to collapse. Communication would disappear, meaning reliable commercial activity would cease. The chief economic activity of Iraq would become militancy. On a human scale, the direct deaths from combat as well as the indirect deprivations of refugees, famine, and collapsed medical systems would certainly create suffering beyond that of recent memories. If Darfur is a genocide, the words for what would happen in Iraq have yet to be invented. 

Outside of Iraq, the consequence of a civil war would be felt quickly. The possibility that Basra would continue shipping oil would vanish. Even if the Iraqi government maintains its control of the port city and facilities, the raw oil would almost certainly not be making it to the shipping depots. On a more sinister side, the religious implications of factions engaged in civil war would drive both a moral wedge between the greater worldwide Islamic community. Assuming the engagement is as protracted as I expect it to be, the plausibility of non-Iraqis engaging in sectarian based violence grows exponentially. What effect such bloodshed would have on the Islamic world can only be guessed at. Having sectarian issues at stake, will the region’s other nations simply sit by and do nothing? I suspect that they would not. That leaves the potential for a regional sectarian conflict open and plausible. In such an environment, the very existence of the current Middle Eastern governments becomes very unlikely. States such as Jordan, Egypt, and Syria would find it almost impossible to resist populist sympathies for the various sectarian combatants in Iraq. Populist sentiment would almost require their governments to act in a militant manner in support of the various sides in Iraq, or risk the requirement of having to use force against their own people. If there is a civil war in Iraq, the expectation that such conflict stays inside Iraq alone is very unlikely.

There is a possibility however that somehow the Iraqi government does survive and does prevent a civil war after a U.S. withdrawal. In order for this to happen, there has to be a willingness to prevent the emergence of sectarian militant groups. It is plausible that issues such as oil sharing, representation, and religious accommodations can be resolved so favorably for all major parties that it becomes inherent self-interest to prevent a civil war from happening. It will also require stringent enforcement of the government’s authority. Having lived under Saddam as an example of oppression and also having near universal access to military equipment the people of Iraq would be capable of quickly judging the government and resisting it if it proves ineffectual.  There is a slight possibility that Iraq could operate in a style similar to that of post combat South Korea or some of the post World War II South American nations. Military juntas pay lip service to constitutional authority and law while allowing for economic stability that ultimately leads to a stable enough political landscape that politicians can eventually rule by ballot without needing guns to keep themselves in power. The only issue I see with this slim possibility is that it presumes that there is an Attaturk in Iraq willing to use a unified military command to install a civilian government and protect it until such time as it stands on its own.

Call me a pessimist but I see civil war as the most reasonable outcome. The resultant rump state of Iraq would either be a totally lawless land of sectarian militancy or it would be a religiously based and ideologically purified state. Regardless of the post withdrawal situation in Iraq, the chief benefactor will be the Iranian government. If Iraq finds itself overtaken by a sectarian civil war, Iran is assured of not having any challenge to its Middle East policy, nor would it have to hide its role in encouraging the Shia sects it has been arming, supplying, and providing logistics to. In fact, the need to assure at least a stalemate in an Iraqi civil war would almost certainly assure that Iranian policy would be to circumvent any Sunni security or ascendancy of Al Quaeda leadership and sponsorship of such groups. Additionally the need of Iran’s to do this would also play into its post Islamic Revolutionary goal of thwarting Saudi Arabian influence and support of Sunni religious beliefs. 

If by some chance the Iraqi civil war is not long in duration, settling out in a matter months instead of years, it would imply that restraint of violence directed at non-combatants will have likely occurred. By shear numbers, the Shia would most likely be the ones who could adopt such a strategy and survive as compared to their Sunni adversaries. While the nature of such an implementation by the Shia would most reasonably turn out to be one involving ethnic cleansing and genocide, such a strategy would be of direct benefit to Iran. A Shia led genocide in Iraq would assuredly place that sect on an international judgment of immorality. However, for Iran a Shia ascendancy in Iraq would likely lead to a ideologically favorable situation which would allow for Iran to extend if not its actual political borders, at least create a satellite level of control of the Shia who would be the dominant faction in Iraq. The only downfall for Iran in such a situation would be the assumed actions by Saudi Arabia to support the Sunni majority provinces along its current border with Iraq.  While a military annexation is highly improbable given the limited on ground absorbing capacity of the Saudi army, the Saudi Royal Airforce would be able to prevent an all out dissolution of the Sunni civilian populations. The situation would still remain favorable to the Iranians however, because any military operations conducted by the Saudis would in very short term become reliant upon United States logistics and supply. Something which would be politically unpopular both in the kingdom and also in the Middle East in general. Add to this the fact that ground support for the Sunnis would likely include direct supply of Al Quaeda, which would substantially erode Saudi-United States relations, Iran could be reasonably sure that Saudi support would ultimately fail in terms of preventing Iranian hegemony in the former Iraqi state.

Even if the Iraqi state avoids a general sectarian civil war or a civil war which engenders a genocidal component, and somehow manages to emerge from an United States withdrawal with a functionally unified yet premature government Iran will benefit. Iran can use the comparative weakness of an Iraqi central government as a provocative reason for crossing the borders towards Basra. Such a move could have multiple excuses of initiation. But the likelihood of an Iraqi force being able to withstand an Iranian annexation would be substantially limited. Given the expected weakness of the United States diplomacy and willingness to use military force again in a region so soon after withdrawal, Iran would likely face no real or overt competition to undo its act. Additionally, even if Iran chooses not to engage in an outright annexation, its support of various Shia militant groups in Iraq would continue to be an attractive goal. While further straining whatever central government Iraq would have, the ultimate expectation would be for an Iranian backed Shia insurgency which would propel the Iraqi nation into a general civil war. And as noted above, the outcome will almost certainly benefit the Iranian desire for hegemony. The only real question is how many Iraqis would die in the process.

So you would have an American state suffering diplomatically and economically An Iraqi state left with either a premature government or a varied degreed civil war inside the Iraqi borders. And an Iranian involvement inside those borders with a reasonable goal and chance to implement a friendly Shia state composed of the majority of the former Iraqi territory. What remains to be determined is how the general geo-political situation will turn in the Middle East after a premature United States  withdrawal from Iraq.

Arguably and obviously the one state that benefits most from an American withdrawal is Iran. The time it takes for Iran to establish economic, political, and military hegemony in the region is dependent upon the overall situation in Iraq after an American withdrawal. A worst case scenario for Iran is that the withdrawal of American forces comes only after political, economic, and military stability have been achieved by the Iraqi government. Something that the American voters and media are not likely to support given the low level of popular support for the American contingent in Iraq and the perception of the American people that whatever is happening in Iraq is not  a direct event that accrues any defensive benefit to America as a nation. 

I can hardly argue with this point of view. The ultimate benefits of a free, stable, secular, and democratically ruled Iraq will reveal themselves in terms of decades and not years. While Americans generally agree with the idea that all people should be free, they tend to lose interest in the process when the people we assume to want freedom as we understand it do little obvious effort to indeed make themselves free. In crass terms, the American public has reached a point where they demand a result and a justification for why it should suffer further military casualties when they perceive that the people we are fighting for are showing little positive efforts to help themselves be free. It is all well and good to have someone say that if we succeed in planting a true democracy in the middle of the Middle East  then we could expect many positive things for the peoples of the entire region. But for Americans, that often does not explain why we have to suffer for someone else's benefit.

And it is this inability or unwillingness on the part of America's people that could deal the Iranians a strong hand of cards. The current political infighting in Iraq seems to point to a situation where the withdrawal of American support is already a guaranteed event. The election of a Democrat  to the office of the Presidency in 2008 will almost certainly result in a withdrawal time-table of months. Even if there is a Republican elected, the withdrawal from Iraq will not likely be delayed more than a year of time. For Iran, the ability to influence the American political process is the first card that it has to put into play.

Whether Iraq has a government that is stable, a civil war of short duration, or a civil war which leads to total disintegration of Iraq as a functional state, Iran's methodology can remain what it is right now. Funding, training, and supplying insurgents inside Iraq has allowed it to destabilize the Iraqi state already. By increasing these processes and coordinating them to coincide with the American electoral process, Iran can achieve both weakness inside Iraq and punctuate the political campaigns in America with reminders  of American futility in Iraq. Regardless of which party taking office in 2008, Iran will have been able to create a situational advantage for itself inside Iraq by either emboldening the Shia to usurp the government of Iraq or assure the continued instability of the functions of the Iraqi government so that there has been no net improvement in the metrics that the American voters use to determine their electoral choice. By simply continuing its current policies inside Iraq, Iran assures itself that the least gain is a American President elected by the people to end its Iraqi involvement. The more likely outcome is that not only has it assured a favorable to Iran outcome in the American election, but also prevented any Iraqi unity government from functioning. The tri-fecta for Iran is the two preceding benefits coupled with an actual Shia dominated civil war.

The first card played by Iran was of course fairly easy to predict. It is after all simply a minor extrapolation of its current confirmed activities. That these activities coincide with both the American electoral process and the impending demands by the American voters to withdraw is lucky for Iran's ultimate intents. It is these ultimate intents that we now consider. Assuming that America has withdrawn, and that the Iraqi government remains functionally incapable, on of the first things Iran may do is work with Turkey concerning the Kurds. The current incursions by Turkey into Iraqi territory, and the Iraqi governments acquiescence has placed the Kurd dominated northern part of Iraq further into a political drive for full independence. If the Iraqi government is incapable of protecting its sovereignty, the Kurds have reasons to fear the neighboring border countries of Turkey and Iran. The reason for Turkey currently crossing the border into Iraq's Kurdish provinces is that it is attempting to eliminate bases of operation of Kurd rebels that are involved in a low grade ethnic based civil war inside Turkey.

Turkey and Iran have an historical commonality concerning the Kurds. That commonality is the the Kurds as a people have been attacked routinely by both states. It is one of the reasons why the Kurds were grafted into the Iraqi nation. The simple idea was that alone as a land locked nation, the Kurds would be numerically weaker than its aggressive neighbors. By being included in Iraq, the Kurds were afforded a greater degree of political and military protection than would have otherwise have been the case. Despite this, the Kurd minorities across the border in Iran and Turkey continued suffering oppressive actions against them. And inside Iraq, the Kurds were treated harshly as the Baathist Party treated them as potential internal enemies of the state. With the end of the Gulf War, the autonomy seized by the Kurds has had the result of Kurds in Turkey and Iran attempting to assert political freedom and also an intent to unite with the Iraqi Kurd provinces. Given that the Iraqi Kurd provinces are a razor's edge away from declaring their own outright independence from Iraq, the potentiality of a free Kurd state heightens the plausibility that the Kurds inside Iran and Turkey would seek to unify with a free Kurd state. If the Iraqi central government is in collapse or outright civil war, the Kurds would be faced with having to militarily defend its internal border with the rest of Iraq, and also its borders with Iran and Turkey. In such a situation, would the defacto independent Kurdish provinces in Iraq simply declare full sovereignty? And if they do so, would that result in the one thing both Iran and Turkey have tried to prevent for decades? Namely their own Kurd majority provinces uniting to form an all encompassing Kurdish state for this group of people?

That the Kurds will in all likelihood become independent of Iraq is very plausible as is reflected in the above scenarios concerning the American withdrawal and the aftermath in Iraq as a whole. But given that the Kurds are militarily weak in terms of supply and material could they resist an incursion from the south of Iraqi factions, defend its borders with Turkey and Iran, and also ignore the populist Kurdish people's desire to reunite as one nation? Compared to Turkey's military abilities and Iran's abilities, the Kurds could only enjoy the advantage of home field and a tenacity for guerrilla warfare. In a situation where Iraq has collapsed as an organized nation, and where a Kurd state has emerged, the expectation in Iranian and Turkish controlled ethnically Kurdish territories would come to issue. It is very plausible that these people would rise up against the Turkish and Iranian governments. The Iranians and Turks would have a common goal of maintaining their individual territorial sovereignty. 

Maintaining that sovereignty would best be solved by a permissive exchange of military tactics and strategic cooperation between Turkey and Iran. Obliterating Kurds as a military threat on the joint Turkish and Iranian border would undoubtedly lead to refugees and beaten Kurd rebel forces south into the newly independent Kurd state. At that point, citing the ongoing nature of internal attacks by Kurds against Turkey and Iran, and the lawless nature of Iraq, it can almost be predicted with certainty that the free Kurd state made up of the former Iraqi provinces would be invaded by a joint force of Turkish and Iranian military. Obstensively the goal would be to pacify further unrest and deal with the human refugee crisis. 

I will predict that the Kurds will enjoy a free state for only a brief amount of time. The United States will certainly protest the actions taken by Iran and Turkey. But owing to the American loss of prestige mentioned above and its need to keep its military base in Turkey, the Turks will wind up annexing the Kurd territory it occupies. Iran will also ignore any American threats, and probably present its actions as a humanitarian effort. The benefits of Iran gaining Kurd territory will have to be weighed by Iran to determine if it is better to simply annex the Kurd territory or alternatively declare that they are holding the territory as stewards for the Iraqi government. If the Iraqi government is Shia and besting its Sunni enemies, it is highly probable that Iran would turn over the territory to such an Iraqi government. 

In any case that is likely to be the first true naked power play that Iran would attempt post American withdrawal. Another action which assumes a weak or collapsed Iraqi government is redeeming its territorial claims on its southeastern border with Iraq. If there is no government to contend with, it is almost certain that Iran will take over the regions in Iraq directly connected to its Persian Gulf oil facilities. Even if these facilities are non-functioning due to the fact that nothing is internally transiting Iraqi pipelines, Iran taking these facilities assures that whatever faction in Iraq that takes power will have to be favorable to Iran in order to be able to reclaim the Persian Gulf shipping facilities. While there are alternative pipelines towards the Mediterranean or simply shipping exports via trucks to Jordan, the economic necessity of this territory to Iraq's long term future cannot be ignored by anyone attempting to rule Iraq. Iran will be able to prevent any government  from establishing legitimacy simply by keeping Iraq's historical port of transit out of its control. 

Iran would likely be able to accomplish this very easily. When viewing the alternative between being a prime target in an Iraqi civil war, or sitting out such a war under an Iranian military government. The people would reasonably wait it out under Iranian authority. And again, as was the case concerning what would happen to the Kurds, the Americans would be unable to oppose such an act by Iran. Logistically it would be a nightmarish deployment. The expectation that even Kuwait would allow an American expeditionary force to repel an Iranian incursion into Iraq is highly unlikely. An attempt at a unilateral deployment by American forces from the Persian Gulf would be too tempting an excuse for Iran to declare war on an imperial American act against the Islamic heartland. There is little chance that the world community would challenge the Iranian point of view that this was simply a generous act to protect the future needs of the Iraqi people.

Iran's final card may be the establishment in Iraq of a second Islamic Revolutionary Republic. If Iran has direct occupied control of Iraq's Kurd provinces, controls the Persian Gulf transit facilities, and has enabled the Shia fundamentalist political groups to achieve control of the Iraqi government the plausibility of such an outcome rises dramatically. Given the close ties between the Iraqi Shia populations and Iran's own Shia populations, it is not hard to speculate that a person like Sadr would come out on top of the pile with Iran's direct interventions. At that point further speculation is impossible if you also are trying to be accurately predictive. Can two Islamic Revolutionary states coexist, given the recent history of both nations having been in direct military conflict? I do not know. But I am willing to predict that Iran wants at the very least a neighboring state that cannot impead Iranian goals of becoming the single dominate Islamic state   in the world. It is also reasonable to assume that whatever state does emerge, it will accede to Iranian diplomatic agendas, especially the ones centered around removing the Gulf States from the Saudi Arabian sphere of influence and being the chief determiner of oil market outputs from the region. 

Of the states most likely to object to Iranian card tricks in Iraq, the Saudis are the obvious standout. The generational distrusts that date back hundreds of years, coupled with the differing official religious beliefs, and the extra-territorial competition in the Persian Gulf exacerbate the fallout from an American withdrawal. As I noted earlier, if the Iraqi state falls into a full civil war, the plight of the Sunnis will become a source of problems for the Saudis. At the very least, its own internal clergy may publicly demand the Saudi government to intervene inside Iraq. And assuming the Saudis do, it will be a huge propaganda victory for the Iranians who will then be able to say that the Saudis are acting for America because America is unable to do it itself.

But there are many problems with such an intervention. Aside from air power, the Saudis have one of the least robust armies in the Middle East. Its chief occupation is being glorified security guards for the widely dispersed and isolated oil facilities. The possibility that it could still guard these facilities and also conduct a ground based military operation deep inside Iraq is doubtful. This would not be a deployment like the one in the Gulf War, where there was a patriotic desperation over the possibility that an Iraqi army might sweep into the almost indefensible Saudi territory. Additionally the Saudis wouldn't be able to rely on a multinational military force that was doing the majority of the defense and fighting. This would be a case where the Saudis would have to independently support a defense of Iraqi Sunnis. It is, aside from air support operations, something the Saudis cannot do without placing both internal security and its vast Persian Gulf territorial limit in jeopardy.

A fully deployed Saudi expeditionary force on the Iraqi bordered Sunni areas would leave Saudi Arabia exposed to Iranian intervention in the Persian Gulf. While this would be mitigated by the presence of American naval forces, the willingness of America to unilaterally defend the Persian Gulf for free access would be questionable if such action was seen to be provocative to the Iranians. Having recently withdrawn from Iraq, would the American people permit its leaders to embroil them in another war in the Middle East? It is especially doubtful because getting into an open conflict with Iran to support Saudi Arabia would almost certainly be billed as a war to defend Saudi Arabian oil for American consumers. Would the American people allow its navy to defend Saudi Arabia is it attempted to invade Iraq to prevent Iranian influence? I suspect not.

The Saudis will be much like the Austro-Hungarian Empire was when it entered a war to defend its honor. Internally, it faces the problems of vast wealth for very few, and an existence on the public dole for most of its youthful population. Its religious police and the mosques from which they are sent into the streets preach a religious extremism which debases common activities of life to blasphemy. The royals are balanced on a knifes edge between pushing its people to western economic success and keeping their religiously backed right to rule intact. And like all politically weak absolute monarchies that have gone before them in history, the Saudis will be forced to act so that the perception of their authority is maintained. If they are absolute monarch by religious right, then when the leaders of the religion proclaim that defense of the Iraqi Sunnis is mandatory, the Saudis will have to acceed to those demands or lay bare the fact that their religious authority to rule no longer exists.

Assuming the Saudis do invade Iraq, it will be a short time before Iran may choose to act. This is mostly because the Saudis have an exceptionally short staying power in terms of field deployment. Assuming there is actual combat, Saudi forces will be stretched thin and unable to rectify supply logistics or redeem damaged equipment  and human casualties with replacements. It will be a perfect storm for the Saudi government. Its military deployed to Iraq's civil war torn territory, unable to receive any obvious direct military logistical aid from the United States, dealing with its internal population as religious fervor to support the Sunni cause, and facing its historical enemy across an indefensible border as American naval power cannot intervene the Saudi royal family will be forced to commit itself to an unsustainable policy. I cannot predict how the Saudi government will fall, but I do predict that it will fall. 

The Gulf states will of course adhere to the traditional policy that has always guided them concerning its three big neighbors. Whatever happens in Iraq, the Gulf States will most likely not intervene or involve themselves in the matter at all. Whether Iran manages to assert full dominance over the Persian Gulf, or Saudi Arabia manages to maintain the dual controlled status of the gulf, the Gulf States will continue in the roll of businessmen and commodity distributors. Iran has no overt need to directly intervene in their affairs. Saudi Arab will either continue the current status of relations or be so internally fractured that there is no Saudi policy towards its immediate smaller neighbors. It may turn out that when the Iraq issue finally becomes determined, the Gulf States will be the only friendly territories left in the region as far as the United States is concerned.

So that is what I see as the plausible results of an American withdrawal before the Iraqis are fully capable of independence. It is really not that bad a situation for the United States. A little loss of prestige and an economic downturn that last many years. But it isn't a case of total penalty for America. It means that she essentially finds her ability to intervene in Middle Eastern affairs has collapsed. In terms of the ability to intervene with force it remains undiminished. But in terms of diplomacy and geopolitical probability it is unlikely that she could convince either her own people or the global community that force should be used. It also means that seventy five years worth of diplomatic processes ultimately prove to be failed. In the region, the United States will have only the Gulf States, Israel, and perhapses Egypt as friendly nations. The rest will fall under the sway of an Iranian hegemony. 

Iraq will of course be the biggest loser of all, unless it somehow finds a way to unify under a single stable government that can avoid civil war and function without direct military support from the United States. It is highly unlikely that the Iraq which emerges will even maintain its current territorial borders. Inside Iraq, the Shia will be in control. Whether that means a control based upon ethnic dictatorship is unclear. And the Kurds will most likely again see an independent state fall away from reality. In terms of human suffering, I see something on the scale of Darfur at a minimum. More reasonable would be a prediction of something on the scale of the Congo. The only mercy is that it might only last for a couple of years. But given the nature of armed conflicts in the Middle East that count their durations in decades, Iraq will probably suffer for many years.

Iran of course is already the winner. All it is waiting for is to see just how premature the American withdrawal is and how much additional advantage will accrue to Iran as a result. In a very real sense, withdrawal from Iraq will mark the point at which the United State first went on the defensive in its War on Terror. It will have lost in Iraq, leaving the biggest propaganda potential for its enemies since 9/11. It virtually assures that Iran will have the ability to act unchecked in the region. It also certainly guarantees that Iran will deploy functional missile capable nuclear weapons. It ill be able to parlay its regional hegemony into a legitimate claim to diplomatic power that ranks it as an equal to the leading western democracies.  I have a feeling it will inspire Iran to great things, but in Iran's case great evil will be the results of these great things.
   


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Monday, August 6, 2007

Pack Rat Genes

I love this subject because it hits close to home for myself and my family. 


My father, the emotional hippy with the silver spoon who never quite got used to the real world and turned his inheritance into millions, has made it a habit since his divorce from my mother to resistantly hang on to every single worldly good that he has ever bought. If he bought it in the last twenty two years, and it hasn't been drank or eaten, odds are he still has it. And to be honest it is a lot of junk. Aside from two automobiles which were totaled in accidents, everything else still exists. 


On the one hand he has the space to store such things in. He has a house he lives in with an unfinished basement that is over 1,600 square feet. And in that basement, he has amassed piles of "stuff". And 90% of that stuff he has down there is some wizz-bang consumer product that supposedly makes life grand. Except he never uses them, its just cool to have them and tell your friends you have them. 


For example, you want a twenty five horsepower log splitter? No need to go out and buy one, when you can borrow it from "Uncle Dave". Never mind the fact that Uncle Dave simply bought it because it was on sale at a membership warehouse, even though he has no trees left on his property and has gas logs in his fireplaces. Dave has it and if you catch him at the right time when he is being a big chieftain to his friends, he will let you borrow the machine. 


And my father has tons of such items in his basement. If you need a like new BOSE DVD/CD Digital entertainment system he has it downstairs in its original box. He replaced the original BOSE system on a whim because it might have been damaged in a lightning strike and his homeowners policy was paying for it anyway. Looking for a biscuit joiner for your carpentry needs? He has a Porter Cable version in its box which was used maybe twenty times, 10 years ago. Looking for an ATARI 5200 or a SEGA Genesis with every optional component ever offered for them? You guessed it. He still has them even though I bought him an XBOX when it came out on the market.


If it was just his basement, in one house it wouldn't be as dramatic a case of pack-rat hoarding as many other people have. But it gets worse because he has two houses with two basements- and the second house has a bigger basement than the first. It also happens to be a house where once something gets there, it stays forever. Case in point, the kitchen cabinets that were intended to go in the "cabin's" kitchen. Constructed offsite, and then shipped and delivered up the side of the mountain these cabinets cost over $50,000.00. The problem was that these cabinets were exactly 1" off in every single dimension. If they had been installed the counters would have overhung the base cabinets by 2". The suspended cabinets would have stopped 1" higher from the counter-top. Get the picture? At any rate, my father pitched a hissy fit with Lowes Home Improvement and threatened to retract the entire construction project from them meaning a loss to Lowes of over $250,000.00. Lowes caved in, got him an entire replacement set of corrected cabinets, installed them for free, and then paid him $5000.00 for his inconvenience and told him he could keep the original cabinets as well since it would cost Lowes too much money to haul them back down the mountain.


Six years later, the mound of cabinets still take up a substantial part of the 2000 square foot basement. What is worse is the entire cabin is stocked with furniture, kitchen stuff, clothes, electronics. etc. that have been transported from his main house to the cabin. It is only because the cabin is so damn big that you can't easily notice that it is simply the catch all of rejects from his main house.


Piles of stuff abound at his main house. If it is a horizontal surface- it is always covered with something. His closets are stratigraphied compilations of men's fashion of the last forty years. His closets are jammed full of excess stuff, culled from the horizontal surface piles, His attics are piled with boxed stuff culled from his closets. Admittedly, most of this stored stuff is not junk. My father is a salesman's joy. If he goes into a store to buy something, he will tend to buy the latest, greatest, deluxe, all options applied name brand product on a cost is no object basis. 


But there is a serious drawback to my father's purchase habits. Namely, he has the latest and greatest stuff mostly to put on display and awe his friends and family. So six months after he has bought something, he replaces it because it has lost a large degree of its charm as being a trend setting product. My father is the guy who goes out every six months and gets the latest cell phone. In some cases, his stuff gets a second life as a shunted replacement at the cabin. The twelve person hot-tub with integrated media center was sent to the cabin so that it could be replaced with a twelve person hot-tub with integrated media center and aroma therapy at his main house. His professional line Allclad cookware went to the cabin when it was replaced by Calphalon  cookware. The thing is over the years he has repeatedly bought stuff to replace stuff he already had simply because it wasn't cool anymore.


My mother is a secretive pack-rat. Her household is remarkably static in terms of content and appearance. There is little recognizable clutter piled around the house. But this appearance is deceptive because it is a mere armor plate attachment to her true nature. Hidden in closets, basements, and attics are crammed excesses of stuff that have almost no reason to be kept. For example, my mother has but one junk drawer. But in that junk drawer are items that have not seen daylight in decades. One of the most amazing things is she actually has a drawer for drained batteries. She never recycles or throws into the trash batteries that have ceased working. They just transition from whatever battery powered device they originally came in, to a drawer in her kitchen hutch. She solves the storage space dilemma by either never buying a replacement battery for the device or simply refuse to buy items that take batteries.


Her level of pack rattery is almost pathological. At one point she offered my son a pacifier- mostly to prove to my wife and I that all babies must have a pacifier. What was truly amazing about this pacifier was that by her own admission, the pacifier was originally intended for my youngest brother. Meaning that somewhere in her house there is a drawer full of twenty year old baby care items, just waiting for the opportunity to be exposed to my two years old son. Am I wrong in finding it pathological that a mother would keep an unopened package containing a baby pacifier for twenty years? It is not like she anticipated that I would get married and have kids any time that was remotely attached to when she purchased it in the first place. And by the time she figured out my middle brother was gay, you would have thought she would have at least dumped the pacifier. But no, she kept it for twenty years!


On the plus side, she still has that hippy mentality towards consumerism. She just doesn't buy a lot of stuff. She repairs, reuses, or puts up with what she has. For example she has an ice maker on her fridge that has been broken for over a decade simply because the feed line is blocked. She hasn't repaired it because she assumes it will just get blocked again. Lucky for her, she still has the same ice cube trays she had forty years ago when I was a kid, and no one had ice cube makers. She has a nice halogen inductive stove. And for the last four years she has needed to replace it because the glass over one of the elements has cracked. More accurate description is the thing has cratered and spider-webbed. She did have someone out to look at it. And he told her the obvious issue was that it needed to be replaced, but it wouldn't make sense to repair it because the new glass would cost more than a brand new stove. In my mother's frugal practicality she now uses the other 4 heating element surfaces. Its only a matter of time before the damn thing explodes.


My father suffers from consumerism run amok compounded by the advantage of extra storage capacity. My mother suffers from anti- consumerism coupled with a profound inability to recycle or dispose of stuff any normal person would immediately do. My in-laws are an extreme case of combining the worst elements of my own parents- and then kicking it up a notch.


Seven years of contact with my in-laws has allowed me to watch true professional pack-rats at work. When I first met them as the boyfriend of my wife, they had recently moved into a nice two-storied Cape Cod home. I have watched, with a detached humorous horror as they have proceeded to transform that house into the most ingratiated parody of an homage to Fred Sanford. Like my father, my father-in-law goes for the consumerism of the latest wizz-bang item on the market. He has one of every conceivable tool. He has every single purpose kitchen gadget ever made. Like my mother, my in-laws have yet to meet a purpose or reason to ever trash or recycle anything. To make matters worse though, they do not have the hidden space to store their excessive possessions. Also compounding the problem is the fact that my mother-in-law is the absolute queen of bargain shopping.


If it is on deep deep closeout, my mother-in-law will buy the entire remaining stock. Some people have a spare fridge or freezer in their garage to store bulk purchases of frozen foods. My in-laws have two. The only thing preventing them from having a third coffin case freezer is that there is literally no place to put one in their two car garage. It happens to be a great place for junk instead of cars. My mother-in-law will find something on deep closeout and buy it whether she needs it or not. She buys because it is on discount. She buys multiple copies of the same item because it is too good a deal to pass up. Like my mother, she has things in reserved storage that are simply too precious to give up. One recent favorite purchase I observed her as making was the six boxes of cheese crackers that she bought at Big Lots. Crammed into the top shelf of her pantry, the boxes are essentially inaccessible to someone of her hobbit stature. I had handed them to her when she asked me to and had noticed that the top shelf was a cornucopia of boxes of the same thing. She freely offered the information that she had so many of the same item because she had bought them for forty nine cents each. I happened to look at the freshness date on the box. It was from last year.


Then there are the toiletries and healthcare products. Toothpaste is obviously one of the most sought after commodities of our culture. She has possibly forty unopened boxes of it on a shelf in her upstairs bathroom. Added to her Fort Knox supply of toothpaste are hordes of Band-Aids, disposable razors, rubbing alcohol, toothbrushes, and every kind of off market brand lotion you can imagine. I am not kidding. Between the vanity cabinets under the dressing room counter, the counter under the bathroom sink, and the double bi-fold door towel closet there is enough off branded, deep discount, amazingly out of date toiletries, healthcare and grooming products to stock a decent sized drugstore.


But beyond my in-law's shopping excesses is the apparent need to keep everything. The difference between them and my mother is that they have completely run out of closets, attics, and hiding places for their quantity of stuff. For example on their second floor they have three full sized bedrooms, each with closets, a room intended to be a home office, and the aforementioned bathroom. In each room the shear mass of stuff is staggering. The room intended to be an office is instead a place for permanent piles of stuff. Stuff piled from floor to ceiling and so packed are these columns of stuff that light from the dormer window is excluded and no human can pass through no matter how small they are. When the dormer windows had to be replaced, the man doing it told my father-in-law that unless he emptied out that room it would be impossible for the repairs to take place.


Of course this factor infuriated my father-in-law because he didn't see why an exterior structural repair would require an interior access. The situation remained static for several months. Then he finally decided that something would have to be moved out of the room. For the next few months we heard snippets of complaint as he told of his trials and tribulations of having to remove items from the office so that his dormer window could be replaced. The interesting thing was that he mentioned, early in his cleaning process, that there was a set of encyclopedias and matching yearbooks. He asked if we wanted them and we had told him that we would be glad to take them off his hands. As time went on, he began mentioning these encyclopedias more frequently. And each time we said we would be happy to take them off his hands.


Finally, it hit us as to why he was offering them to us. In exchange for the encyclopedias, which were somewhere as yet undiscovered in the room, we would first have to dig out the other junk to get them. Thankfully, we live two hours away and had a newborn infant at the time which made such an engagement of our time an impossibility. The two hours trip down, followed by the two hour trip back with an infant in the back seat just to empty his office of junk didn't seem like something worth doing for fifty years old encyclopedias that may not have even been in the room at all. Eventually, he saw the light and did the dirty work himself. But then he started complaining that he had nowhere to store seven copier paper boxes worth of encyclopedias and it was implied that it was now our fault that he had a storage issue to deal with in his domicile. Of course we didn't point out that twenty years worth of Better Home & Garden stacked from floor to ceiling might have more to do with his space issues than the fact that we had offered to take seven boxes of books off his hands.


The nature of my mother-in-law's purchase habits means that obstensively everything she buys is intended for Christmas. And since they are gifts, they have to be stored somewhere. But like a squirrel and acorns, she often forgets not only what she has bought, but also how many and where they are inside her house. It is not unusual for her to give us shopping bag after shopping bag of "gifts" at Christmas and during the months that follow. And almost universally, these cornucopias of "gifts" are deep discount closeout items that almost no one either needs or wants. For a proper perspective on the contents of these "gifts" imagine that you are inside a WalMart that is fully stocked with items that didn't sell in any of the other stores in the WalMart Empire. Further imagine that of these items for sale, you are only allowed to buy those items which are on the deepest discount possible. Say 90%. And of these items, imagine that you must buy exactly four of each one. In seven years of being "gifted by Judy" that is the only criteria that I can come up with which seems to explain the contents of these bags. I am no longer surprised when I get a bag containing Fiddle Faddle snack mix and toothbrushes. What does surprise me is the fact that she freely admits, often months after Christmas that she found a gift bag intended for one of us that she forgot to remember what year it was from- and "Do you want it now or just wait until next Christmas?"


My father-in-law also has a storage shed on his property. Which contains junk. A building that was supposed to be a greenhouse which now contains construction junk left over from his storage shed. He even has a wonderful plastic film and PVC pipe wigwam sized structure that is a temporary <> greenhouse. Which contains dead plants and a riding lawnmower- also dead. The plastic and PVC greenhouse was constructed when he realized the garage was so full of junk that his plants wouldn't have room or sunlight enough to be over wintered inside. And since the real greenhouse was full of bricks and lumber, the PVC greenhouse was born. It proved inadequate to the job, and the plants still reside in their planters, dead as doornails. I remarked to my wife that it wasn't a greenhouse but rather Dr. Mengele's Wigwam of Flora Experimentation. It never occurred to him that a plastic and PVC wigwam greenhouse wasn't the solution. The solution should have been to empty his garage, or even his greenhouse.


So by family examples and most likely genetics, my wife and I should be the most extreme pack rats ever produced. But we aren't.


Partly it is because we are inherently more practical than our parents. Part of this is due to the fact that we are not rolling in cash. We tend to buy smart and we try to buy once. Our consumer traits aside, the reality that we can become as bad as our parents is embarrassing. The reason I even stopped to write this today is because my mother-in-law called again to find out what "characters does Alex like?" which in Judy-speak means "I found an outlet where the least popular toys of the past decade are warehoused and I want to know if Alex wants the Mickey Mouse branded flip flops or the Dora branded personal hygiene wipes." And to which I always reply, "Alex needs nothing in the toy, clothing, or room furnishings department. And until he is old enough to talk, and tell me what he wants, I am not going to go out and buy more stuff to add to the stuff he already has."


The fact that she has called three times in the last 36 hours for the same reason pretty much explains what I and my wife are up against.


Some things we have done to prevent the pack rat gene from asserting itself now follow.


Things that go in attics are things that get used every year, are costly to replace if you buy them every year, durable, and/or are durable goods that will be needed for use in a plausible future, would be costly to replace, and do not loose their functionality with age.


Items in our attic. Christmas decorations. Halloween Decorations. Antique chairs and tables in excellent condition with family importance. A brand new mountain-bike. New in the box tiffany lamps, which have yet to have a horizontal surface available to put them on. Spare roof shingle packages. Spare flooring tiles. Replacement wood flooring.


And those items are spread between two attics. 


Things that go in the garage.


Tools. Car repair parts/ spare engine parts. Yard tools including a lawnmower. And, of course, two cars.


In common area closets, There are things like household care appliances. IE the Dyson and a hardwood floor polisher.  Also one closet has gift-wrapping/bows for presents. And of course one closet also has dog and cat food storage. The hallway closet nearest the entrance is a coat closet. Kinda pointless where we live, but if someone does visit and has an umbrella and a coat they need hung, we have a place to do it. 


Other than that, our common area closets are empty.


In personal closets, you keep the obvious. Clothes and shoes. That's it. 


Obey the need for a junk drawer. Everyone needs one place inside the house where things you routinely need get stored. Be not ashamed of this drawer. It solves many problems.


Things that you need to routinely remove from your house.


Newspapers. Don't horde these things for one great trip to the recycle bin. Read it- then place it in the street side recycle bin- or take it to work and recycle it there.


Magazines. Pop-culture magazines are worthless the week after they are published. News magazines are worthless in a week too. Aside from maybe National Geographic or Smithsonian almost no magazine has any worth to you after a month has passed. Recycle them. The only exception to this rule is if you get some sort of accredited professional journal. Even then after a year, if any of the content is still valuable clip it out and toss the rest.


Paperwork/junk-mail that the post office sends you. Get a filing box. Write the year on it. Each week, go through everything you got in the mail and keep only those things which have any potential usefulness to you. IE keep the receipt portion of your bills, communications with government agencies, warranty receipts, medical records, and personal correspondence and cards. Each year, get a new box for five years. Filling it as you go in the same manner. In the sixth year, open the original box and keep only the most important and still valid government communications and whatever personal correspondence you deem worthy to keep forever. Toss the rest. Repeat until you die. When you die, your heirs will have all the needed financial and personal records required to settle your estate. It will be only the most current five years. And in a separate box they will have your personal correspondence to remember you by.


Gifts. And I am using this term very generously. Gifts include things that not only would you never buy it for yourself, but also those gifts which you can't even begin to use in the first place. You get them and stuff them in a closet, or under a bed, or throw it in a garage or attic. Don't give a rat's ass if the person who gave it to you ever notices that it is gone. Odds are not only will they not notice you no longer have it, but also the item you got probably was given to them as an unwanted gift in the first place. Its the fruitcake concept writ large. Rumor has it that centuries ago some idiot made a million fruitcakes and sent them as gifts. Thing is fruitcake is so inedible its really better described as a curse upon your house. That being what it is, every year people re-gift the fruitcakes. Now imagine how happy a world we would have if people simply would throw the damn things out. No one would have to wrap another fruitcake and our houses would have less stuff in them. If you get the hot chocolate mixer from your boss, stop off at the Salvation Army Depot on your way home from the office party and donate it.


Household supplies. Especially cleaning supplies. Exactly how many almost empty bottles of Windex do you need? Give yourself some storage space by using up each bottle completely and then only replace the last bottle after it is really empty. You have a container of silver polish with only a trace amount left in it? Don't waste it, use the last little bit to clean off a spoon and then ditch the now empty container. Apply that approach to every cleaning chemical you have. If its been a year since you used the product, odds are it isn't a viable cleaning agent anymore and you are wasting your time even trying to use it. Throw out the old chemicals.


Toiletries. You do not need three toothbrushes, two tubes of toothpaste, three bottles of aspirin, and four packs of disposable razors. Pay attention to what you actually use in a month. If you didn't use it, and it isn't part of an emergency first-aid kit ---you do not need it. Dump it.


Clothes. Have you worn it in the last two years? No? Take it to the Salvation Army.


The final thing we do is that we live by the six month rule for the common area closets and junk drawer in our house. Every few months, and at least once in every six months, the common area closets and junk drawer get cleaned out. If you put something in a closet six months ago, and never took it out, odds are you don't need it. If you do this routinely eventually cleaning out even the biggest closet takes ten minutes to do. Take the worthless to you stuff to the Salvation Army and get a tax write off you do need.



Anyway thats my story of having pack-rats for parents and how my wife and I resist the temptation to fill our closets with junk. Or as complete a version as you are going to get right now.

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